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Monday, August 10, 2026

August 10, 2026 - St. Lawrence of Rome - Charity, Courage, Comedy

 

Last week, on the Feast of Pope St. Sixtus, we recalled how in the mid-3rd century, the Roman Emperor Valerian issued the cold imperial decree that all bishops, priests, and deacons be arrested and put to death.  The Pope himself, Pope Sixtus II, was arrested and killed on August 7th 258 AD. Saint Lawrence, whom we honor today, a deacon of Rome, was arrested and killed four days later.

Upon his arrest, Deacon Lawrence was ordered by the Roman Prefect to bring him the treasures of the Church. Now, the Roman Authority no doubt envisioned Lawrence gathering up the silver and gold chalices and candlesticks. But, the holy Deacon did something surprising. Rather than gold and silver, Deacon Lawrence gathered a great number of the blind and the lame, the orphans and widows of Rome. When the prefect arrived, Lawrence declared, “These are the treasures of the Church.”

In great anger, the Prefect condemned Lawrence to a slow, cruel death. The Saint was to be slowly roasted alive upon an iron grill.  Lawrence however was burning with so much love of God that he almost did not feel the flame. He even joked.  “I'm done on this side! Turn me over” Among many other things, St. Lawrence is a patron saint of Comedians.

We tell these stories about St. Lawrence century after century because they reveal profound truths. Firstly, St. Lawrence pointing to the poor and lame and calling them treasures, is completely accurate. The poor and lame are valued by God and are to be treated as such by us. We are taught by the Lord himself, what we do for the least of these, you did for me. So, if we claim to value and love Christ, that means we must value and love the poor and do what we can to care for them.

Secondly, St. Lawrence’s comedy, his holy humor in the face of suffering and death, flip me over, I’m done on this side, reveals our attitude to these things. The world says that suffering and death are the worst things you could possibly experience and should be avoided at all costs. The world says, “Fear the cross, Flee from the cross. Nothing is worth the cross.” But the Christian attitude is very different, isn’t it? St. Paul writes “Death where is thy sting?”

Those are words of a soul who has found freedom from fear, freedom of a soul belonging entirely to Christ. Lawrence could laugh in the face of imperial cruelty because he knew that Rome did not have the final word. The prefect could take Lawrence’s life, but he could not take his treasure, which he had stored up in heaven. He could burn his body, but he could not extinguish his charity. He could threaten Lawrence with death, but Lawrence already shared in the eternal victory of the risen Christ.

May Saint Lawrence help us to treasure what Christ treasures, to serve with joy, to suffer with courage, and to face every trial with the confidence of those who know that Christ is risen, Christ is victorious, and Christ will never abandon his friends, for the glory of God and salvation of souls.


 

That Christians persecuted for the faith may be courageous in their witness to the saving Truth of Christ.

For the conversion of all those who hate Christ and his Church.

That all Christians may grow in charitable attentiveness to the needs of the poor in our midst.

For all the needs of the sick and the suffering, the homebound, those in nursing homes and hospitals, the underemployed and unemployed, victims of natural disaster, war, and terrorism, for all those who grieve the loss of a loved one, and those who will die today, for their comfort, and the consolation of their families.

For the repose of the souls of our beloved dead, for all of the poor souls in purgatory, for the deceased members of our families, friends, and parish, for the deceased priests, deacons and religious of the diocese of Cleveland, and for those who have fought and died for our freedom.

Incline your merciful ear to our prayers, we ask, O Lord, and listen in kindness to the supplications of those who call on you. Through Christ our Lord.

 

 

Friday, August 10, 2018

August 10 2018 - St. Lawrence of Rome - Laughing in the face of death

Today’s saint was a deacon of the Church of Rome in the mid 3rd century.  It’s hard to imagine the situation of the Church in Rome during the persecution, which lasted from 64 A.D. to 313 AD. We're talking about a state sponsored persecution lasting longer than America has been a nation. 

Earlier this week we heard about how the Roman Emperor Valerian passed a decree that Christian worship was forbidden unto death and that everyone was now forced to practice the pagan religion of the state.  And then, a second decree, a year later in 258 AD, that simply and coldly ordered all bishops, priests, and deacons be put to death. 

The Pope, Bishop of Rome, Pope Sixtus II, was arrested and killed on August 7th 258 AD. Today’s saint, the Roman Deacon Lawrence was arrested and killed four days later. Lawrence, like Sixtus is mentioned in the Roman Canon, the first Eucharistic prayer.

As a deacon in Rome, Lawrence was in charge of the Roman Church’s treasury, and had the responsibility of distributing alms to the poor.  When Pope Sixtus was arrested and killed, Lawrence knew that he would be next—he sold all of his personal possessions and gave them away to the poor widows, orphans, and beggars of Rome.

When the prefect of Rome heard this, he imagined that Church must have a considerable treasure hidden somewhere in the city.  He ordered Lawrence to bring the Church’s treasures to him.  So, Deacon Lawrence gathered a great number of blind, lame, maimed, leprous, orphaned and widowed persons. When the prefect arrived, Lawrence simply said, “These are the treasures of the Church.”

In great anger, the Prefect condemned Lawrence to a slow, cruel death. The Saint was to be slowly roasted alive upon an iron grill.  Lawrence however was burning with so much love of God that he almost did not feel the flame. He even joked,  "I'm done on this side! Turn me over” Among many other things, Lawrence is a patron saint of Comedians.

This feast’s Collect Prayer asks God to help us love what Lawrence: He loved serving the Church, He loved the poor, he loved the Lord. Because of his great love, he was able to have such courage in the face of death, even to laugh in the face of death.

May we, like St. Lawrence be filled with love for all that God loves and order our lives to reflect that we are made for a life beyond this life for the glory of God and salvation of souls.

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That all Christians may grow in their awareness of and charitable attentiveness to the needs of the poor in their midst.

That Christians persecuted for the faith may be courageous in their witness to the saving Truth of Christ. And that the witness of the martyrs may never be in vain.

For the Holy Father’s prayer intention for the month of August that any far-reaching decisions of economists and politicians may protect the family as one of the treasures of humanity.

For all the needs of the sick and the suffering, the homebound, those in nursing homes and hospitals, the underemployed and unemployed, victims of natural disaster, war, and terrorism, for all those who grieve the loss of a loved one, and those who will die today, for their comfort, and the consolation of their families.

For the repose of the souls of our beloved dead, for all of the poor souls in purgatory, for the deceased members of our families, friends, and parish, for the deceased priests, deacons and religious of the diocese of Cleveland, and for those who have fought and died for our freedom.

Incline your merciful ear to our prayers, we ask, O Lord, and listen in kindness to the supplications of those who call on you. Through Christ our Lord.